10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss