10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Fold and live to fold again
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.