10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.