10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.