10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.