10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.