10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury