10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak