10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fish don't eat Nutz!