10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks