10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant