10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Welcome to kicker school
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.