10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.