10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is