10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Those eggs smell delicious!