10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it