10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.