10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"