10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger