10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders