10 Random Poker Quotes

"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.