10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it