10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water