10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it