10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!