10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."