10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."