10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.