10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"