10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester