10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.