10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!