10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave