10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom