10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have