10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.