10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it