10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers