10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• It's Free To Fold...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson