10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- It's Free To Fold...