10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Welcome to kicker school
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts