10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT