10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fold and live to fold again
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.