10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson