10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"