10 Random Poker Quotes
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- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen