10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."