10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.