10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez