10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.